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I'll always remember Glitch for Masozi liked to grow and cook food a lot and share it with her friends. So when I had some guano to spare, I was happy to give it to her. Rather than just dropping it on the ground, I put it in a nice gift-wrapped box. The other glitchen in the room must have been wondering what mysterious gift deserved such flourish. If they did, they didn't wonder for very long, because upon opening it, Masozi immediately blurted out "IT'S LITERALLY A GILDED TURD!!!"

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