Hanging out on the Subway just so I could offer drugs to anyone who gets on. Realizing that the Metal Machine played actual Metal. My very first Rook Attack. And a million crazy conversations with a goddamned ROCK. Everything in this game was absolute batshit, up to and including cookies made out of actual bat shit!
That time my Piggy got kidnapped, ransom note with a piece of meat on top of it and all. When I complained in Global, a Glitch named Green Lantern suddenly showed up to help me get it back. Good times.
The constant double-entendres. The occasional triple entendre. And especially the stuff that wasn't even a single entendre!
I'll always remember Glitch for Masozi liked to grow and cook food a lot and share it with her friends. So when I had some guano to spare, I was happy to give it to her. Rather than just dropping it on the ground, I put it in a nice gift-wrapped box. The other glitchen in the room must have been wondering what mysterious gift deserved such flourish. If they did, they didn't wonder for very long, because upon opening it, Masozi immediately blurted out "IT'S LITERALLY A GILDED TURD!!!"