No. 1036

Hanging out on the Subway just so I could offer drugs to anyone who gets on. Realizing that the Metal Machine played actual Metal. My very first Rook Attack. And a million crazy conversations with a goddamned ROCK. Everything in this game was absolute batshit, up to and including cookies made out of actual bat shit!

No. 1037

That time my Piggy got kidnapped, ransom note with a piece of meat on top of it and all. When I complained in Global, a Glitch named Green Lantern suddenly showed up to help me get it back. Good times.

No. 1038
I'll always remember Glitch for
UNCLE FRIENDLY!!!
No. 1040
I'll always remember Glitch for
Writing epic, tragic eulogies for Glitches who starved to death while making/delivering food.
No. 1043

The constant double-entendres. The occasional triple entendre. And especially the stuff that wasn't even a single entendre!

No. 1044
I'll always remember Glitch for
ALL HAIL META, the greatest of the Giants and totally not made up.
No. 1045
I'll always remember Glitch for
The absolute treasure trove of random crap where the Rube lives.
No. 1046
I'll always remember Glitch for
Shouting "Hay is anybody gonna eat this tomato!?" in Hell.
No. 1047
I'll always remember Glitch for
That sad turning point when I realized I should probably just pick a Skill and come back in a week. ;_;
No. 1048
I'll always remember Glitch for
Realizing that since Activating spinach is different from Eating it, you must be rubbing it on your shoes.
No. 1049
I'll always remember Glitch for
Showing up on someone's house and seeing rows of pigs marching back and forth along the roof.
No. 1050
I'll always remember Glitch for
Holding out hope that one day Jack Thompson would try to use the phrase "No-No Powder" with a straight face
No. 2635
I'll always remember Glitch for
No. 2636

I'll always remember Glitch for Masozi liked to grow and cook food a lot and share it with her friends. So when I had some guano to spare, I was happy to give it to her. Rather than just dropping it on the ground, I put it in a nice gift-wrapped box. The other glitchen in the room must have been wondering what mysterious gift deserved such flourish. If they did, they didn't wonder for very long, because upon opening it, Masozi immediately blurted out "IT'S LITERALLY A GILDED TURD!!!"